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Batman:
“I know. Hieroglyphics self-taught are a chore, Robin; but, it is a
surefire way to unravel the secrets of the ancient mystics.”

Batman: “Ma Parker’s girl is more dangerous than her three boys.”
Robin: “Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman’s.”
Batman: “You’re growing up, Robin. Remember, in crime-fighting always keep your sights raised.”

Dick: “Gosh, Economics is sure a dull subject.”
Bruce:
“Oh, you must be jesting, Dick. Economics dull? The glamour, the
romance of commerce… Hmm. It’s the very lifeblood of our country’s
society.”

Batman (after cracking a
safe): “It’s not difficult, if you have steady nerves and a good ear.
Quality is destroyed by the tenor of criminal life.”

Robin, about Batgirl: “She’s gone again! For once, Batman, let’s follow her.”
Batman:
“No, Robin. With my head sticking out of this neosaurus costume, I
might not appear like an ordinary, run of the mill crimefighter.”

Robin, looking at Batgirl: “You know something, Batman?”
Batman: “What’s that, Robin?”
Robin: “She looks very pretty when she’s asleep.”
Batman:
“I thought you might eventually notice that. That single statement
indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood, old chum.”

Robin (about Lydia Limpet): “Gosh, Batman, those look like honest eyes.”
Batman: “Never trust the old chestnut, ‘Crooks have beady little eyes’. It’s false.”